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"Dear Math,
I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own problems to solve."— Anonymous 4th grader

"I don't know why I should have to learn Algebra... I'm never likely to go there."
— Billy Connolly

"Since the mathematicians have invaded the theory of relativity, I do not understand it myself any more."
— Albert Einstein

"It is easier to square the circle than to get round a mathematician."
— Augustus De Morgan

"An engineer thinks that his equations are an approximation to reality. A physicist thinks reality is an approximation to his equations. A mathematician doesn't care."

"What Loss? I am just short the profit at the moment."
— A trader
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